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BigFib #363 - Juicyness Quotient: 7 <<Last Fib   Next Fib>> 

"Several years ago, I was married to a total idiot. I got tired of him, he would not leave, so I got creative. With the help of a friend and some makeup, we created a very real looking black eye and bruises on my neck and arms. This took some practice, but we got it right and even tried it out on a couple of friends first. Then I contacted the police department and explained that he had been abusing me and would not stop. And if they did not do something, someone was going to get seriously hurt. The police showed up and checked me over and I was a very docile and shaking (was afraid I would get busted for lying) victim. The police were very sympathetic, offered to call an ambulance. I told them the bruises were a couple days old, and that I was afraid he was going to do it again as he was mad at me. They hauled his sorry butt to jail for the weekend. When he got out, his stuff is sitting on the curb. And that is how to get a divorce...hahaha."

  By: Angela Hutson on September 03, 2007 - Views: 5318 - Rating:

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