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"A decent time ago, My tiredness stirred my
desire for first class on a plane. When i asked
how much it cost, "$1500" was the
reply. Well, that was1 3/4 months wages for
me, and I sure as hell wasn't about to
blow it on a comfy seat. As we boarded the
plane, and it occurred to me that if, say,
someone required to have a front seat for a
medical reason, then they could not be deprived
of this, else the airways might have a hefty
libel case an their ass. I tried to think what
could merit being upgraded. The only reason i
could think of was not fitting in the seat. But
then it dawned on me. Claustrophobia. That's it!
Ten minutes into the flight I attempted what I
presumed a panic attack would be like. I
started shouting, and walking around the plane.
I told the hostess that the small space was
freaking me out, and i had class one
Claustrophobia. Shockingly, it worked. I smiled
as I reclined it my new leather chair. Funny
thing was- my conscience felt nothing.
Me 1 - British Airways 0"
By: George Ellis on October 12, 2008 - Views: 753 - Rating: 
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