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BigFib #717 - Juicyness Quotient: 5 <<Last Fib   Next Fib>> 

"A decent time ago, My tiredness stirred my desire for first class on a plane. When i asked how much it cost, "$1500" was the reply. Well, that was1 3/4 months wages for me, and I sure as hell wasn't about to blow it on a comfy seat. As we boarded the plane, and it occurred to me that if, say, someone required to have a front seat for a medical reason, then they could not be deprived of this, else the airways might have a hefty libel case an their ass. I tried to think what could merit being upgraded. The only reason i could think of was not fitting in the seat. But then it dawned on me. Claustrophobia. That's it! Ten minutes into the flight I attempted what I presumed a panic attack would be like. I started shouting, and walking around the plane. I told the hostess that the small space was freaking me out, and i had class one Claustrophobia. Shockingly, it worked. I smiled as I reclined it my new leather chair. Funny thing was- my conscience felt nothing. Me 1 - British Airways 0"

  By: George Ellis on October 12, 2008 - Views: 4668 - Rating:

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